Well it turns out that Mrs. Elf was suspecting that Mr. Elf was being unfaithful. She begged me to follow him to see what he was up to (like an old time private eye). After she begged and pleaded and offered me a wad of money, I figured why not, she has a right to know. I grabbed my camera and off I went. After a couple of days, I followed him to a shady motel. You know the kind. The kind where the M in Motel was blinking while the other letters were fully lit. I watched to see which room he went into, and then snuck up to the window, and just what do you think I saw? Shocking, I know, right.....
Little did I know, but, Mrs. Elf was following me today. I guess Mr. Elf should have locked the door. Being that the door was not locked Mrs. Elf walked right in on Mr. Elf and Blondie, getting rather comfortable in a chair together.
Mrs. Elf was very upset. She actually pulled a knife and was threatening both Mr. Elf and Blondie.
Needless to say Blondie got out of there as fast as she could. Leaving Mr. Elf and Mrs. Elf alone.
Mrs. Elf eventually dropped the knife and starting sobbing.
Mr. Elf was ashamed at getting caught could not look at Mrs. Elf.....
Mr. Elf ran out leaving Mrs. Elf alone and crying........ Wonder what is going to happen next. Divorce? Marriage Counseling? Murder? only time will tell.......